Here is a wonderful video I just found online about playing major chords.

As for progress, I killed 2 hours at Borders looking for a book on the basics and came up with a book that will do me well in about another 2 or 3 weeks if I remain consistent. Otherwise, this video saved my night. Now all I have to do is keep the volume level low and I can jam all night. Tomorrow I'll investigate better keyboards, songbooks, etc. and soak in the atmosphere at Sam Ash or Guitar Center. I think this is going to stick...